Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Feelin Groovy?


Groovy. 

What a great word.  I love that word second only to the phrase “what in the cat hair?” 

No explanation necessary there. 

I still love to say   Groovy”      because let’s face it kids,  it is fun to say.    Also because I like to get a little rise out of my own kiddos.  I say it to them a little tongue in cheek, and they roll their eyes at me, especially my 18 year old who is way too young to “get it”. 

For those of us in our 50’s and 60’s, the word “groovy” takes us back to a time  growing up that things were pretty much… well… groovy.  It has a whole different set of meanings for us than it does for ya’ll younger folk.  Our minds immediately go to
 


peace symbols. flower children, smiley faces, Laugh In, and of course,the absolute grooviest: Woodstock. 

Back in the early 70’s when I was graduating high school and going off to college, I considered myself pretty groovy, even though I was not.  A friend of mine in high school wore the same jeans to school for 4 months straight without washing them, how groovy  was that??

Still-  it is hard to put your finger on the exact meaning of it.  Groovy”  is elusively not exactly cool… 

only in a Napoleon Dynamite kind of way. 


sweet suit!

The shelf life of “Groovy”  only lasted through the 70’s. After that, if you ventured to say “that is so groovy” you were “uncool” to the max.  I quit saying it for awhile, because of course, of MY cool factor, but picked it up again after the 90’s to irritate my teens:)... Also by then I really did NOT give a rip about my cool factor:)

If you really want to know what the word “groovy” is all about,

(and I am sure you are just dying to know)

you have to listen to Simon and Garfunkel’s 1967 album “Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme” about 4000 times like I did.  Specifically the song “Feelin Groovy”, which pretty much did make you feel just that. 



Many of the songs on the album were protest songs against the Viet Nam War.  In my private reality, the song “Feelin Groovy”  gave us all a break from a violent, volatile time, in the midst of

an unpopular war,

and following a beloved president’s assassination. 

I am not sure if that is what the famous folk singers had in mind, but it seems we were all able to, for 2:01 minutes, forget our troubles.  

And just…. feel groovy.

I am not sure what your trials and troubles are right now, but have a listen.  






My prayer for you is that you will feel “Groovy”. 

Just for a blink of an eye.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

GRATEFUL or GRUMPY?


When I get “elderly” if I become GRUMPY… please just shoot me.  Truly, I prefer a bullet in the head to being a seventy something sourpuss. 



On Thursdays at the local grocery store they give the senior citizen discount.  My son DREADS Thursdays at work simply because crotchety, grumpy folks abound, AND if their coupon does not scan: Grumpy times 100.  What in the cat hair?

 


When I was a kid, my grandpa was the sweetest and nicest old man you ever met, while my grandma was pretty grumpy. Some of us in our 50’s and 60’s are helping to care for aging parents and it is not an easy job. My mom who is almost 84 is a character for sure. She CAN be a sweetie, but sometimes she is a pistol!  That is when her kids have to remind her to be cheerful:)

MARY C  behaving herself and being happy:)


In all honesty, when you are getting older, it is not so easy to be pleasant. Aches and pains abound, life is sometimes hard.  And don’t get me started on what might happen to the bowels….YIKES 


As we baby boomers come “of age” into the retirees generation, there are becoming an abundance of golden years services,  and I for one am going to make a concerted effort  to be  THANKFUL  for all of it.   NOT the grumpy senior at the grocery store, or the doctor’s office, or the gas station.  We have to remember there are a lot of us, and if we all turn into crabby old folks, the planet might explode- then what?

The earth exploding with too much baby boomer grumpiness!


If we can’t develop and keep a sense of humor 

 


about growing old then we might as well give up and let the planet explode around us.

My hunny and I are planning to become really cute and funny old folks and we have a great start. Don’t cha think?

American Gothic?


Tim Conway (when he was younger) played an excellent “the old guy’ in many sketches on the Carol Burnett show. He was awesome. Have a look here:



Now he IS an old guyJ  And still pretty funny on sponge Bob Square pants as “Barnacle Boy”

 


Here are the things I have told my children to remind me (even when I can’t remember) are OFF LIMITS for me:

1.    Berating the “younger generation” for their “newfangled,”  “hard to understand” ways.  NO I don’t want a smart phone, but it is A-OK if they have one.

 


2.    Discussing my bowels- movement or consistency- with ANYONE other than a health care professional…  WAY  Cat Hair!

3.    Describing in detail any “procedure” I might have had. What?  NO!

4.    Complaining about my kids or grandkids not visiting- I will take what I can get, and be grateful for it.

5.    Ranting and raving about anything already mentioned in this blog- so unattractive!



What about all you baby boomers out there?  Will you purpose in your heart NOT to become grumpy old men and women? Or when you hit 65 or 70 will you (start or continue) to moan and groan about everything including sliced bread.

Awhile back I was listening to someone I know (who is not that elderly yet).  In one conversation (almost one breath) she complained about the government, the economy, her kids, her grandkids, the grocery store, other drivers, her physical ailments, her husband, and the state of the world.

Multiple times in a 15 minute conversation. 

What in the Cat hair? Needless to say I DID NOT want to be her BFF.   I almost laughed in her face.  It would have been WAY funny if not so tragic.

Scripture tells us being a big fat grump is a sin.

 PERIOD.   NO EXCUSES

 Being a grump and being old  is even MORE unbecoming.

Finally and most importantly, the best reason for not being a grumpy, complaining, cantankerous old fart is a big one:

It has to do with the day you stand before YOUR creator and Judge:

James 5:9 “Don’t grumble against each other, brothers, or you will be judged:  BEHOLD, THE JUDGE IS STANDING AT THE DOOR!”

As we age, we are moving closer to that door every day.

What cha gonna do?

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

EXTREME Before & After!


Hi kids- awesome treat for ya'll today! My great buddy and forever friend Corina Frakes Patterson  is guest blogging!  She is one of my favorite people, and has led an amazing life.
Read more about her shenanigans adopting a sweetie from India, being a pastor's wife, and living daily with pain, in my blog "Hotflash-X and Shekinah"  that I published about her in February. 

The fabulous Corina Patterson

I admire her greatly, and can't wait for you to hear from her.  ENJOY!



 I am just going to say it—

Before & After is about as American as hotdogs, apple pie, and baseball.
 


 Think about it…

We encounter Before & After all the time! Companies use it to prove the worth of their product ---
                                           (or maybe not! Haha!)



And the BEST television shows use Before & After. Have you ever seen shows like:
Trading Spaces,
 

 Extreme Home Makeover or, Yard Crashers?


Or the end-all be-all of
Before & After,

What Not To Wear!!!
 

The best show EV-UHH!

In case you have not seen this AMAZING show, I’ll explain
 (and give an honorary, WHAT IN THE CATHAIR?!)

The show goes like this:
 a bedraggled mom jean -wearin, too big t-shirt -sportin’, mismatched everything woman gets nominated and set-up by her friends. 

 Stacy and Clinton (pictured) sneak in and surprise the unsuspecting, fashion-less thing and offer a $5000 GIFT CARD to buy a NEW wardrobe BUT she has to throw out ALL her clothes. Once the woman agrees to take the offer (they always agree, wouldn’t you?), Stacy and Clinton sit down with the gal and take a look at secret footage of the woman on the street in her bad clothes. They proceed to say things like, “what were you thinking?" and “Really. You left the house in THAT?" Then, like fairy godmothers they help her buy beautiful clothes that fit, cut her hair, put make-up on her and, Voila! “After “ happens.




Check out this “After”   with the girls…uh, not so much:)
What were we thinking? wigs and aprons? YIKES!


Once the woman has all new stuff ,she always says things like, 

“I love it. "
"I feel pretty."
" I like the new me”      and   
 “Thank You”.

 Don’t you love that?


Another Before & After  is actually the BEST that could happen to anyone. 

It is when you give your life to Christ.

 Most Christians (including this one) cite some dramatic “Befores” that makes the “After” part seem all the more amazing.

Here’s what I’m thinkin:  stick with me now….

In this case it is NOT the “Before” that makes the “After” amazing.   


It is the  “IN BETWEEN”.


 
The FREE gift of Jesus Christ.

 His willing sacrifice of Himself so I can live with Him forever.

 The unmerited favor for my bedraggled, mom jean wearin, too big t-shirt sportin, mismatched self.


God sent His son to deliver a priceless ‘gift card’ of salvation to

 me,
 us, 
you.

Just like in What Not To Wear, all you gotta do is say:

 “ I’ll take it”   

...and agree to throw out the old stuff. 

God’s not even going to make you sit down to watch secret footage and make fun of you…

He forgets about that part. 

He simply transforms you so you will look in the mirror and say,

“I love it"
"I like the new me” and 
“Thank You”

“..if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved. As the Scripture says, Anyone who trusts in him will never be put to shame” Romans 10:9-11

That is one Cathair of a Before & After!

You should definitely take the ‘gift card’
  
…..just sayin!